Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Benefit Gel Eyeliner - 'Criminally Un-Easy'

Perhaps Benefit should have thought twice before awarding their latest gel push-up liner the tag line 'criminally easy'. Being a dab hand at liquid eyeliner without resulting in a Cleopatra effect, I thought splashing out on the recently hyped Benefit gel liner would be an interesting and life-changing purchase. Unfortunately, this was not the case.

I'd read several negative reviews on their website which mentioned the gel going clumpy and collecting in blobs on your eyelid, thus causing the 'post breakup' look - i.e. very messy eyes. The sales assistant in Debenhams, Weymouth, was insistent that this wasn't the case, and I would get a perfect smoothly flowing line of eye liner, which was resistant to eye-rubbing and tears (ticking all the boxes for a severe hay-fever sufferer like me). So I decided to bite the bullet and go for it, particularly with several statistics on the packaging claiming it to be the Holy Grail of make up... although what would have been really useful instead was a percentage of people who said it was 'easy'. 


Day 1, and it takes several pumps (definitely over 20, going on 50) to get the gel to push up through the rubber nib. Suddenly - even for the prepared - a blob of gel comes out of the nib and has to be wiped away with a tissue. Wastage number 1. You then drag the 'nib' across your eyelid, and despite the supposed 88% of 'surveyors' claiming this product to 'hug the lashline', a more appropriate description would be to say it hugged the pen. Another design flaw is the fact you are fighting against gravity by holding a pen up to your eyelid, without any way of pushing the gel liner in an upwards direction. I described this to a friend as attempting to put on lipstick without holding the bottom end, so that every time you pushed the lipstick against your lips, it would just disappear back into the tube. 


Unsurprisingly then, you're left with several haphazard dashes lining the bottom of your eyelid whilst you battle with gravity, the positive of all this being that because it's so close to your lashline, no one would be able to see it anyway. After spending several more minutes trying to join up the wonky dashes and create some sort of seductive sweep of black eyeliner, the effect is the same as a fourteen year old scrubbing on Rimmel Kohl pencil onto their eyelids. As a pro at liquid eyeliner, this 'em' grungy look with clumpy bits of gel which have merged with my foundation layer to create a more grey line than jet black is not something I would ever aim for, let alone spend £18.50 on. 

Because of the pen design, more of your make up goes into the nib, rather than gel coming out of it, and the result is more on a 'caked on' effect, which becomes more apparent throughout the day when bits of eyeliner start dropping off. After washing my face later that evening, I was left with even more of a time-consuming mess, when it refused to be come off entirely, despite a method of several cotton pads and a damn good eye make up remover. Short of using domestos or acetone on my lids, I have to scrub harder and use more face wipes. It didn't take this long to remove face paint as a seven year-old, and I think a Pierrot clown would be in a serious predicament if it took him several hours and tubes of face wipes/ cotton pads to remove only his eye make up.

On the morning of Day 2, I came to the conclusion whilst picking off clumps of gel liner with a tweezer before it molded to my eyeball that this daily hassle wasn't ideal in a full-time working Londoner's schedule, and so marched into Debenhams, demanding a full refund on the premise that the package was misleading, and it definitely did not 'do what it says on the tin'. 

I am sure after reading this you can tell that my verdict is a resounding NO. Do yourselves a favour and buy some cheap (but extremely good and easy to use) Collection 2000 liquid liner and get over whatever fear you may have about using liquid liners. Whilst other Benefit make up is extremely useful and effective (a huge fan of the 'Watts Up' highlighter, and POREfessional primer cream), this gel eyeliner is better suited to 'ladies of leisure' who can afford to spend half the day applying this Benefit liner, and then the other half attempting to take it off. 

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Livin' La Vita Coco Life.



You'd have to be living in a bubble not to notice these cartons of coconut water... everywhere. Fresh coconut water designed to replace lost electrolytes and potassium after workouts and improve on hydration and nutrient intake, these come in a seven flavours and are ideal for those with a hectic lifestyle. Or, those who want a tasty refreshing post-workout calm-down drink, that has additional benefits including being gluten-free, fat free, dairy free, lactose free, nut free, oat free.... Sold for £2.89 from Holland & Barrett, and can also be found in Sainsbury's and Waitrose. A note to those considering this drink - delicious when chilled, not so wonderful when warm. Keep it cool folks. 



100% Natural Coconut
Now, I'm all for my vitamins and electrolytes, but plain coconut water is... eurgh. I'm not a fan of milk - unless mixed with chocolate Nesquick - so it was unsurprising that this felt like drinking breast milk or some sort of watered down soya milk. A hit with the celebrities, including Madonna, Sienna Miller and Rihanna, but unfortunately not a hit with me. 

Acai and Pomegranate 
Add a punch of acai berry, and you get a fruity and tropical kick on top of the healthy tasting coconut water. Whilst I'm not particularly keen on berry flavoured things, this was very tasty - not as refreshing as alternative flavours - but was a definitely an improvement on the natural coconut water.

Peach and Mango
This one is my absolute favourite of the Vita Coco range. Light, juicy and refreshing, the peach and mango flavours work together to make a delicate citrus-esque flavour. It is definitely not too sweet or overpowering, but tastes like a smooth nectar.

Lemonade
I loved the presentation of these Vita Coco Lemonade press packs, and the giant VC jug is incredible. All very retro, and a hit with me, before I've even screwed off the lid. This lemonade is the latest addition to their array of flavours, in time for summer. It is made with a lemon puree blended with their all-natural coconut water and like their other flavours, has more potassium than a banana. The lemon is very refreshing, particularly during a UK heatwave, but unfortunately is nowhere near as citrus and tangy as I'd like! More on the sweet/sticky side, but I would still recommend it (and not just because I have the matching sunglasses!). I will definitely continue to buy this as the lemons make it more refreshing than the mango and passionfruit one. Don't expect it to be fizzy though!
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